A New Direction

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:04:24 -0500

benedictatorship: vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:55:21 -0500

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun

is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]

oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i’m just FINE, and my bones aren’t broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here

No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK

if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door

"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ＴｈｅＣｏｌｏｓｓａｌＰｉｌｌａｒｏｆＷａｓｐＥｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

benedictatorship:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

OHMYGOD

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:26:06 -0500

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:32:10 -0500

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:43:24 -0500

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:36:38 -0500

hanthelion: ikuskrap: No way. YO WHAT THE FUCK

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:35:14 -0500

hanthelion:

ikuskrap:

No way.

YO WHAT THE FUCK

tyleroakley: MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:53:39 -0500

tyleroakley:

MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:37 -0500

antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:16 -0500

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:03:09 -0500

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

This is what happens when you evolve your Pokemon.

walkamongstthestars: yupokay: unlimitedobsessions: OH MY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:56:33 -0500

walkamongstthestars:

yupokay:

unlimitedobsessions:

OH MY GOD

Rufus pls

THEY WIN

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:37:36 -0500

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

Glee boys + favorite outfits ›› Blaine Anderson

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:18:23 -0500

Glee boys + favorite outfits ›› Blaine Anderson

crissingcolfer: #you were such a cocky little shit for a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:18:06 -0500

crissingcolfer:

#you were such a cocky little shit for a sophmore

tyleroakley: Iconic.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:15:28 -0500

tyleroakley:

Iconic.

jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:39:44 -0500

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

onlycuteguys: Wut is dis from :O

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:53:01 -0500

onlycuteguys:

Wut is dis from :O

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